Bird of Hermes | The bird of Hermes is my name eating my wings to make me tame.
Alucard <3
*pokes head up*
If your mormon, add rape, cannibalism, and mass genocide to the list. (b.o.m. is kind of like an 19th century expansion kit for the bible).
Whenever I tell people I’m asexual, and they go on about how great sex is and how I have to try it before I know, and how I shouldn’t deprive myself of something so WONDERFUL, neglecting the fact that the thought of having sex makes me feel ill…I kinda want to jump around on all the furniture and scratch my armpits and make monkey sounds.
Bullshit. I’m already fat and I don’t give a fuck. My dream is is to learn krav maga and become an unstoppable human killing machine, and everyone will underestimate me because I’m short and fat and cute, right up until I fly across the fucking room like motherfucking Tony Jaa and break their face with my kneecap.
Pft. My dream is to fight like Jet Li.
And fight with weapons Hong Kong Cinema style.
No seriously my dream is to just be happy with myself and get the fuck out of Texas.
I’m really wondering about the people who reblogged this without criticism. They honestly think every female-identified person’s dream is to eat whatever and stay skinny? Pretty sad that they step right into a stereotype that doesn’t even hold true, and perpetuate the very same social memes that fool us into thinking our appearances are our worth.
You know what my dream is? To be able to buy a house someday, all on my own. Actually, I have other dreams, too—like being able to run a half marathon (no matter what my weight is, so long as I’m healthy), and climbing to the summit of Mt. Hood, and having a stable enough life that I can have a dog without worrying whether I could pay for emergency vet services/etc.
Hey, newsflash, some of us dream of being ABLE to GAIN WEIGHT from eating! Some of us HATE BEING THIN and would like to have some extra padding for cold weather, or reserves for when we get sick, or protection for our organs when we bump into things!
My dream is to gain a little muscle, learn archery, write books, own a piece of land, sell arts and crafts, drive a motor-trike, spin angora fiber, own some dairy goats, and lots of other stuff!
I mean srsly how often do you see a snail drink water?
oh my goodness this is actually the cutest thing
oh my gosh it’s adorable!
Yo there’s an adorable snail drinking water on your dash
Reblog that shit
this is weirdly hypnotic
shiny
